Green Flags Only // Oversized Heavyweight Tee

Toxic energy stops at the door. This tee is a walking vibe check, designed for the ones who only bring good intentions to the dancefloor. The front features a subtle, vibrant green smiley face on the left chest. Turn around, and the back commands attention with a warped, optical-illusion checkerboard, a massive green smiley, and the "GREEN FLAGS ONLY" mantra.

This isn't just a loud graphic; it's a premium garment. Built on a massive 7.4 oz/yd² (250 g/m²) 100% cotton blank, it delivers an authentic, oversized streetwear silhouette. The dropped shoulders and moderate thickness provide a structured drape that looks and feels incredibly high-end.

The Details:

• The Message: Trippy checkerboard graphic with a neon green smiley and "GREEN FLAGS ONLY" text.

• The Front: Minimalist green smiley chest hit.

• The Fabric: Ultra-heavy 7.4 oz 100% cotton.

• The Fit: True oversized fit with dropped shoulders.

 

	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL		5XL
	inch		inch		inch		inch		inch		inch		inch		inch
Chest	17.7		19.7		21.7		23.6		25.6		27.6		29.5		31.5
Length	27.2		28.0		28.7		29.5		30.7		31.9		33.1		34.3
Shoulder	16.9		18.5		20.1		22.0		24.0		26.0		28.0		29.5
Sleeve length	7.1		7.5		7.9		8.3		8.7		9.1		9.4		9.8

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