Red Flags Only // Oversized Heavyweight Tee

Embrace the chaos. If you're the one your friends have to keep an eye on, this is your official uniform. The front features a vibrant red smiley face on the left chest—a subtle warning of what's to come. Turn around, and the back goes full volume with a warped checkerboard illusion and the bold declaration: "RED FLAGS ONLY".

This isn't just a loud graphic; it's a top-tier garment. Built on a massive 7.4 oz/yd² (250 g/m²) 100% cotton blank, it delivers an authentic, oversized streetwear silhouette. The dropped shoulders and moderate thickness provide a structured drape that looks and feels incredibly high-end.

The Details:

• The Message: Trippy checkerboard graphic with a neon red smiley and "RED FLAGS ONLY" text.

• The Front: Minimalist red smiley chest hit.

• The Fabric: Ultra-heavy 7.4 oz 100% cotton.

• The Fit: True oversized fit with dropped shoulders.

	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL		5XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	17.7	45	19.7	50	21.7	55	23.6	60	25.6	65	27.6	70	29.5	75	31.5	80
Length	27.2	69	28.0	71	28.7	73	29.5	75	30.7	78	31.9	81	33.1	84	34.3	87
Shoulder	16.9	43	18.5	47	20.1	51	22.0	56	24.0	61	26.0	66	28.0	71	29.5	75
Sleeve length	7.1	18	7.5	19	7.9	20	8.3	21	8.7	22	9.1	23	9.4	24	9.8	25

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