The Golden Rule // Drunk Texts Crop
📄Description
We don't make the rules; we just print them on shirts. This crop top captures the universal law of the weekend: "Drunk Texts Don't Count." The design pairs this modern manifesto with a classical illustration of a reclining lady, proving that bad decisions have always been in style.
The vibe might be chaotic, but the fit is composed. Made from 100% combed cotton, this white crop features a relaxed cut and dropped shoulders, making it the softest thing you can wear while you delete your sent messages.
The Details:
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The Graphic: Classical reclining figure with "DRUNK TEXTS dont count" typography.
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The Fabric: 100% Combed Cotton (5.3 oz) – Breathable and soft.
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The Fit: Relaxed crop with dropped shoulders for effortless comfort.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
Shipping
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Easy returns
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